This is what happens when you go to the same school as Lorde
woopdeedoo it bent some spoon i can do that and i dont even need psychic powers all i need is a bucket of ice-cream
By now one would think that my coworkers would understand that fucking with my hostesses is a stupid idea.
Especially the one with the balls to tell me to get away from the podium because she had things so under control my very presence was screwing her up.
So when I found out that out of the 17…
“No one ever told me I was pretty when I was a little girl. All little girls should be told they’re pretty, even if they aren’t.” ~ Marilyn Monroe
… I’m going back to sleep